May 30
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i’m actually terrified
is satan offering me his phone number
*SCREAMS*
I actually am SCREAMING
UNACCEPTABLE.
DAMN NIGGA GOT RASPY ASS FUUUUUUCK!
That was some scary ass shit
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May 25
- harry: haters gonna hate
- niall: potatoes gon potate
- zayn: connecticuts not a state
- louis: i wish i was straight
- liam: no spoons on my plate
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May 25
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Zayn Malik’s new version of WMYB
oh hey there ovaries wacha doin on the floor
JESUS CHRIST.
I CANT BREATH OMG.
HELP ME
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May 25
On the spot, make up your best pick-up line for a Directioner. x
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May 22
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Ed Sheeran singing Torn
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May 22
if you say “heterosexual” 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, Louis comes out of the closet for 15 seconds, slaps you with his prada purse and then calls you a dumb whore right before flipping you off with both hands
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